I rescind your strikes…

Season 2 > Episode 07: The Panty Piñata Polarization

I rescind your strikes...

Sheldon

[Knock, knock, knock] Penny..

[Knock, knock, knock] Penny..

[Knock, knock, knock] Penny

[Door opens] I am very, very sorry for what I have done.  Here’s your laundry.  I rescind your strikes and you are no longer banished.

Penny

Can I sit wherever I want?  [Sheldon looks terrified] No, no.  Never mind, never mind.  That’s – that’s not important.  Sheldon.  This was big of you. Thank you. I really appreciate it.

Sheldon

Thank you.

Penny

Good night, Sheldon.

Sheldon

Penny.

Penny

Yes?

Sheldon

Well played.

Penny

Thank you.

Sheldon

Just remember: With great power comes great responsibility.

Penny

Understood.

Do not leave laundry unattended

Season 2 > Episode 07: The Panty Piñata Polarization

Do not leave laundry unattended

Penny

[Knock, knock, knock] Sheldon..

[Knock, knock, knock] Sheldon..

[Knock, knock, knock] Sheldon

Sheldon

Yes?

Penny

Where are my clothes?

Sheldon

Your clothes?

Penny

Yes.  I left them in the washers and when I went down to get them, they were gone.

Sheldon

Really? Despite the sign that says “Do not leave laundry unattended”?

Penny

Sheldon.  Where are my clothes?

Sheldon

You know, I do recall seeing some female undergarments. Where was that?  Oh, yes.  Earlier this evening I happened to gaze out the window and a brassiere caught my eye. Do those look familiar?

Penny

How the hell did you get them up on that telephone wire?

Sheldon

When you understand the laws of physics, Penny, anything is possible. And may I add, mwah-ha-ha.

Penny

Get them down.

Sheldon

Apologize.

Penny

Never.

Sheldon

Well, then may I suggest you get a very long stick and play Panty Piñata.

Forces beyond your ken

Season 2 > Episode 07: The Panty Piñata Polarization

Forces beyond your ken

Sheldon

Oh!  Hello.

Penny

Time to do your laundry, huh?

Sheldon

It’s Saturday night.  Saturday is laundry night.

Penny

I know. Every Saturday at 8:15.  Easy to anticipate.

Sheldon

What are you implying?

Penny

I’m implying that you’re a creature of habit, and if something were to prevent you from doing your laundry on Saturday at 8:15, you might find it unpleasant.  [Sheldon realizes what Penny is up to and rushes to the laundry room] Knuckle under, my ass.

[Cut to the laundry room. Sheldon holds his laundry basket, uncomfortably staring at the occupied washing machines]

Penny

Oh, no. Are all the machines taken? What are you gonna do?

Sheldon

No problem.  I’ll just do my laundry another night.

Penny

Another night? Well, I guess you can try, but deep inside your heart, you’ll know that laundry night is always Saturday night.

Sheldon

Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken.

Penny

Yeah, well, your ken can kiss my Barbie.

Problem with the Wi-Fi?

Season 2 > Episode 07: The Panty Piñata Polarization

Problem with the Wi-Fi?

Penny

Okay.  Where is he?

Leonard

Sheldon? I just dropped him off at the comic book store. Why?

Penny

Here. Try and go online.

Leonard

Problem with the Wi-Fi?

Penny

No.  Just try.

Sheldon

[On Screen] Greetings, hamburger toucher. You are probably wondering why you cannot IM with your little friends about how much you “heart” various things. Well, this recorded message is alerting you that I am putting an end to your parasitic piggybacking upon our Wi-Fi. If you want to remedy the situation, you can contact the phone company, set up your own Wi-Fi and pay for it, or you may apologize to me.

Penny

Well?

Leonard

I reiterate, knuckle under.

Penny

No, no, no, no, no.  It is on. I am gonna introduce your friend to a world of hurt.

Leonard

Oh, Penny.  You don’t want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy is one lab accident away from being a supervillain.

Penny

I don’t care.  I was in junior rodeo.  I can hogtie and castrate him in 60 seconds.

Howard

No need to neuter the nerd.  I can get you back online.

Leonard

There, see? Problem solved.

Howard

Voila!

Sheldon

[On Screen] Hello, puny insects.  As a consequence of your efforts to circumvent my will, everyone is awarded one additional strike.

Leonard

Thanks a lot, Howard.

Howard

What are you complaining about? I’m the one who has to take the class again.

One of us. One of us.

Season 2 > Episode 07: The Panty Piñata Polarization

One of us.  One of us.

Sheldon

Look, Penny.  I wish I could be more lenient with you, but since you’ve become a permanent member of our social group, I have to hold you to the same standards as everybody else.

Leonard

[Sarcastically] Congratulations. You’re officially one of us.

Howard

[Robotic chants] One of us.  One of us.

Penny

Well, what a thrill.

Sheldon

You’re sitting in my spot.

Penny

Oh, jeez!  You’ve got to be kidding me.

Sheldon

Leonard.  She’s in my spot.

Leonard

Yeah, yeah. [To Penny] Uh, see.  Here’s the thing.  After you leave, I still have to live with him.

Penny

I don’t care. I’m taking a stand. Metaphorically.

Sheldon

All right, that’s it.  Strike three.

Penny

[Mocking] Ooh.  Strike three.

[Cuts to Penny and Leonard exiting to the hallway]

Penny

I’m banished? What the hell kind of crap is that?

Leonard

Listen.  Don’t worry. I’ll talk to him.

Penny

Yeah.  You do that.

Leonard

Just so I know.  Would you be open to taking his class? You can do it online!