I don’t like the way Darth Vader stares at me

Season 2 > Episode 05: The Euclid Alternative

Sheldon

Good morning, Leonard.

Leonard

Uh huh.

Sheldon

Yeah.  We’re going to have to stop by Pottery Barn on the way to work.  I bought these Star Wars sheets but they turned out to be much too stimulating to be compatible with a good night’s sleep.  I don’t like the way Darth Vader stares at me.

 

I’m Not Insane

Season 2 > Episode 04: The Griffin Equivalency

Leonard

You want to breed a new friend?

Sheldon

That’s one option, but who has the time?  But consider this.  The Japanese – they’re doing some wonderful work with artificial intelligence.  Now, you combine that with some animatronics from the Imagineers over at Disney.  Next thing you know, we’re playing Halo with a multilingual Abraham Lincoln.

Howard

Sheldon.  Don’t take this the wrong way, but, you’re insane.

Leonard

That may well be, but the fact is, it wouldn’t kill us to meet some new people.

Sheldon

Uh..  For the record, it could kill us to meet new people.  They could be murderers, or the carriers of unusual pathogens – and I’m not insane.  My mother had me tested.

Did you remember to ask…

Season 2 > Episode 04: The Griffin Equivalency

Sheldon

Did you remember to ask for the chicken with broccoli to be diced – not shredded?

Leonard

Yes.

Sheldon

Even though the menu description specifies shredded?

Leonard

Yes.

Sheldon

Brown rice – not white?

Leonard

Yes.

Sheldon

Did you stop at the Korean grocery and get the good hot mustard?

Leonard

Yes.

Sheldon

Did you pick up the low sodium soy sauce from the market?

Leonard

Yes.

Sheldon

Thank you.

Leonard

You’re welcome.

Sheldon

What took you so long?

Exploded it with his Mind

Season 2 > Episode 04: The Griffin Equivalency

Penny

What are you guys talking about?

Raj

Well, there’s a reception for my magazine article on Saturday.

Penny

And you guys aren’t going? I can’t believe you.  Raj is celebrating a tremendous accomplishment and you’re not even going to be there to support him?

Sheldon

A tremendous accomplishment would be if the planetary body he discovered were plummeting toward Earth and he exploded it with his mind.

Smile

Season 2 > Episode 04: The Griffin Equivalency

Leonard

And when we go in there, let’s show Raj that we’re happy for him.

Sheldon

But I’m not.

Howard

Well then fake it.  Look at me.  I could be grinding on the fact that without my stabilizing telescope mount, he never would have found that stupid little clump of cosmic schmutz, but I’m bigger than that.

Sheldon

Fine.  What do you want me to do?

Leonard

Smile.

Howard

Oh crap, that’s terrifying.

Leonard

We’re here to see Koothrappali.  Not kill Batman.